Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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