Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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