I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
this boner is exhausting
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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