he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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