Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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