Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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