how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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