Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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