I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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