the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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