I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
the raccoons are back...
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