spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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