kristin has been a bad kristin
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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