the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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