were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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