So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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