Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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