She's JV to your varsity
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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