I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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