it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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