Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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