never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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