Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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