Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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