yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
