Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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