There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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