She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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