I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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