4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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