you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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