Can Purell be used as lube?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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