Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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