i think i have herpe
just one?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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