He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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