This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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