playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
