idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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