We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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