I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm having to shit out rocks
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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