i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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