Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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