I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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