mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He did a backflip because drugs
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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