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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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