I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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