Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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