i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Still dying that you shit outside
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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