The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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