Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I enjoy the company of your penis
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