maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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