Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
pray to the hookup gods
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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