took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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