girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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